Good morning.

Strange things have been happening to me. People seem to already know who I am. I wish they could tell me. Have you forgotten who you are?

Hello. My name is Lagoon. The floodgates have been opened and it seems I have found certain items to help find out who I really am.

A pair of false eyes - The frame is black plastic, the lenses are red. These false eyes are very powerful. I wonder what model these are? Apparently, they let me see everywhere, from any direction, or any point in time. The visions are in grayscale, but sometimes I am able to guess the colors. They also have a mask property. A kind of magic mirror that you wear on your face. (Snow White)

A kinetic time piece - A watch that my mother gave me. It tells me when I am.

A cloak of flight and invisibility - Somebody teach me how to use this damn old thing. You guys are the experts.

A pack of cigarettes - It seems my powers can be focused into smoke or smoke like objects. Now I know why I stopped at that 7-11 even if I don't smoke.

I would like everyone to know that I have developed an immunity to all drugs. Now, it's time to quit.

Whenever you see a red light, a pair of them, or distinct likeness, you know that I am watching.

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING

I have found the one. Have I found you?

WAYS TO HANDLE QUICKENING

Lie down and prepare your way. Be mean. Eat constantly. Sleep constantly. When you hear the din, that's the Dean. I will always be with you. I am the FAILSAFE. Who are you? How did we hack the universe?

Please reply. I need your help. It seems down here, I am a marked man. I cannot ride jeepneys for I make people uncomfortable. Taxis won't stop for me. Wherever I go, people know that I have arrived. Don't worry. Throw all your fear, anger, hatred, curses... throw them all to me. I will trade the energy and give it back to you to help you build your character.

BUILD YOUR CHARACTER

I am the 2nd Agent of Chaos. The Dean. U2 will be saved. The U2 Incident. CN. In TIME you will know. This is CNN. We didn't destroy the universe, we just defragged it. We didn't create the universe, we helped out. We keep it stable and in proper flux.

THE WILD SWANS
THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY
Reader's Digest June 99

It seems I am dying. Don't worry. I've died before and you guys helped me come back. That's how we won, too.

The only ones who can read CNN properly are the ones who write CNN properly. All the rules for joining CNN have been written before. Saan nga ba nakalagay ito?

LagoonLagoon
write to : drake@vasia.com
visit : www.college-of-chaos.net/~lagoon
join : pinwheel@egroups.com

May naiwan pala akong cheeseburger at fries sa CN. Sa kuwarto yata. Pakihanap na lang. Kung Panis na, pakitapon.