Ang ganda naman ng mga recent CNN. Galing galing naman. Yung kay Pagan, cyberpunk. Yung kay Hec, terminal. Tapos yung kay Agham, parang personal webpage. Hikwa. Ang hirap tuloy gumawa ng CNN dahil kelangan maganda ang gimmick mo.
Gastronomy
Agham : Bakit walang nagbebenta ng tahô dito?
Bumili ka na lang ng tofu, pancake syrup, at kung meron, sago. Tapos jakulin mo ng jakulin para mahalo. Hindi na uso yung taho sa CN. Hindi ko alam kung kasali sa diet restriction ko ang taho.
Agham : Kain na lang tayo sa isang restaurant instead na maghirap tayo sa party preparations.
Tama! Mag Sweet Inspirations na lang tayo. Gluttony. Pati si Agham dapat naka chaosgarb. Kapag nagsama sama tayong lima sa “real” world, ano kaya ang mapapagusapan natin? Kasi kaming tatlo ni Hec and Vec, palaging nagiging backbiting kahit anong topic of conversation pa. Parang CoNspIRaCy pero live action. O nag su subside ang BBC.
Teka, may Jailhouser ba sa party na ito? Kasi kung meron, <tumakbo>.
Hector : Bakit walang nagbebenta ng Japanese bento dito?
Ano ba talaga yang bento na yan? Tapsilog ng mga Hapon? Bawal na ako sa Tapsilog, Tosilog, and similar meals. Ang puwede ko lang yata kainin sa Goodah ay atsara.
Pagan : Kaso isa lang ang controller at walang memory
card...
May extra controller ako, yung specially built para sa sapakan na laro. But I recommend you buy a memory card. Na mi miss mo ang 25% ng buhay mo kapag may Playstation ka at wala kang memory card.
O bakit nandito ito sa Gastronomy section? Wala kasing ibang kasama eh. Ayoko naman gumawa ng seperate section para sa reply na ito.
Friday - I went to see my cardiologist for a Stress-Echocardiogram(spelling?). Turns out everything is alright and I am in no danger of heart failure. The only problem now is my cholesterol, uric acid, etc. because it may lead to problems in the future.
Backbiting - Conspiracy(lotal akong kaibigan)
Agham : Ang sabi ni Dis baka daw pagdating ko na diyan at saka niya kunin.
Ayy. Double Homecoming = Double Trouble. What has happened to the friend that I once knew? Has he gone away?
Kasi, kung magpakita siya sa CN para kunin lang yung Zoloat, malolotal siya. Kaibigan para sa Zoloat? Eh alam naman nating lahat na hindi na siya magpapakita ulit once nakuha na niya ang Zoloat niya. Kaya hinehentai niya ang legitimate reason na Double Homecoming para pumunta ng CN. Tapos sasabihin na lang niya, “Kunin ko na rin pala yung Zoloat ko.”
Agham : Kung alternate reality ang CNN ay matagal nang dumaan si Dis at Saint sa CN.
Pupunta lang naman si Yonzon at si Bayaw kung tatawagan mo sila eh. It's always been like that. Kelangan sila ang hinahanap, sila ang ini invite, sila ang pinapapunta or pinupuntuhan. Eh wala na tayong initiave, kaya ay wala, di kayo na-enroll. Tapos laging tayo ang lotal na tao in the end. Remember GT III?
Maybe, for them, yung “lambastos and...” series is effort enough, and it’s our turn to do something. Maybe it is, pero dahil lotal ako ay wala akong gagawin except <tumakbo>.
When I think about it now, it seems whatever it is they think is the right thing to do, yun ang pinaka lotal na magagawa mo sa CN. Parang hanggang ngayon, after all we've been through, they still treat us according to the social norms. Eh hindi applicable sa atin ang mga ito. Hindi na magkakabalikan. Resistance is futile.
Agham : Marami kasing nag-aakala na trustworthy akong tao e.
Kapag nabasa ni Yonzon at ni Bayaw ang certain documents owned by or under the care of the College of Chaos sigurado warat ang utak nila. BULGAR. O tama na iyan.
Hector : Bago pa pala magkawaratan, nagcoconspire na tayo kay Alagao.
Oo nga eh. Ang lotal ko naman. Kaya rin naman siguro hindi ako bothered masyado sa mga recent events dahil gusto ko silang kalatasin noon pa lang. Hindi ako masyadong bothered? Oo. Kasi kung bothered ako ay matagal na akong bumisita sa Jailhouse para ayusin ang mga bagay bagay. Eh sa ngayon, ang gagawin ko ay <tumakbo>.
Saturday - I had band practice. Unless we schedule another one, there's only one more rehearsal to go until our gig. I think we are more ready to play now than the first time. We will sing one U2 song, All I Want is You, for a finale.
Gundam Tournament V
Agham : Kung by the time na malapit na kaming umuwi at wala pa rin tayong contact kay Saint ay saka natin siya huwag isali.
The ranger's not gonna like this, Yogi. Malabo na yan. Kasi sabi ko sa kanya noon, tayo ang co contact sa kanya, and Yonzon being Yonzon, maghehentai na lang yan. Read my statements in above section, Backbiting-Conspiracy.
Yonzon : Sabi niyo “we will contact you soon about GT IV” eh. Tapos hind niyo ako isasali.
CN : Eh GT V na ito eh. Ikaw kasi, huli ka na sa balita.
Lagoon (lying) : Hindi mo ba alam na chaoscant yung “We will contact you...”? Ang ibig sabihin non, tawagan mo kami!
Kelan ba dumating yung latest Balitang K, Agham? Gusto ko lang malaman kung ano ang ibig sabihin ni Yonzon when he says he “maintains a correspondence” and all that. Ang lotal ko naman.
Hector : Sayang naman yung pinaghirapan natin sa pagplano ng GT kung walang GT.
Eh tapusin niyo na ang encoding files kung ganoon. Basta ako kung ano ang regular duties ko kung may GT (record sheets, coverage, etc.) ay gagawin ko sa isip, sa salita, at sa gawa. Pero kung biglang may Santo, <tumakbo>.
Sunday - Today I have nothing lined up. I'll probably tag along when my mother goes shopping this afternoon. I haven't talked to my mother in a while and it'll be good to spend some time with her.
GEx Forum
Agham : Salamat nga pala sa mga GEx mail.
Which reminds me, si Pagan pa lang ang nagpapadala ng GEx. Hoy! Ah pero Monday nga pala ang deadline. Pero kung gusto niyong mas mabilis ang pace, bilisan niyo rin ang pace niyo.
Pagan : Gusto ko ngayong mabasa ito talaga dahil sinabi mong may mahuhuling pagka-presumido ang Jailhousers.
O SiGe. Sa iyo ko muna ipapadala, tapos siguro VAsia server ang gagamitin ko para mas mabilis. Yung iba jan, kung gusto niyo ng copy ng lahat ng GEx mail, sabihin niyo lang at ipapadala ko sa inyo.
Pagan : Ano ba talaga ang kuwento ng Omen Project dapat?
O eto ang basic premise ng Omen Project. Slightly edited na ito.
The Omen Project's goal is to produce a perfect autonomous yet obedient killer / soldier. There are three components, software, hardware, and host.
HOST- The host is a man (or woman) trained from childhood to use the hardware and software components. The host is picked more physical prowess than intellectual capability. Currently there is only one experimental host, a young girl named Medea. Medea is 6 years old, with green eyes, pale complexion, and a the body of a gymnast. There is a depression on her back in the form of the number "6". Her head is shaven.
SOFTWARE- The software is commonly called an AI Piggyback. This software is basically an extension of Big Brother that augments that host's brain and also facilitates a form of mind control. The host and Big Brother will be able to access each other's thoughts and databases. There is presumably just one copy of the AI Piggyback, stored in an experimental liquid data storage container. The
container is a small clear plastic "6" about the size and thinkness of a CD_ROM Disc.
HARDWARE - The Hardware is a small concentrated energy pack that can power a vast array of weapons, including laser rifles, microwave projectors, UV ray guns, etc. It is designed specifically for use of the host and is installed in the host's back. The pack can also be used as a small scale bomb. The pack is a hard black metal case in the form of (you guessed it) a "6". It's about 12 inches long and 2 inches thick.
~Lansing head of Unification Dirty Jobs Department, talking to a top Unification Hitman~
“It's no secret that Unification is working on several projects to produce the ultimate intelligent weapon. One of these projects is called Omen. The head scientist of the Omen Project, a man named Peck, has gone bonkers. He has stolen the Omen Project components and has disappeared. We believe he is somewhere in the Pits Level, and that he has scattered the components. We want you to find Peck, and recover the Omen Project as well.”
Ang lotal ko naman. Ang daming pinaguusapan sa CNN, tapos nasingitan lahat ng FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. Ganito pala ka seryoso ang current situation, lahat halos ng ginagawa ng CN ay affected. Ayy. Dito na lang muna. Baka kung ano pa ang masabi ko. It's time for some breakfast. Pasensya na kayo at walang gimmick ang CNN na ito.
øLagoon Dean, College of Chaos
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
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e-mail : lagoon@college-of-chaos.net
