Lagoon
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Mon, 09 Feb 1998 16:06:50 +0800
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Tinatamad akong lumabas. Dapat papaayos ko yung bisikleta ko pero puwede, bukas na lang? Hindi rin pala puwede dahil dadating yung cleaners ng Cape Fear bukas tapos may conspIRaCy. Mukhang exile na ako hanggang at least Wednesday.
 
 

 
 
Gundam Tournament V
 
Hec : Lalagay ko na lang yung mga tentative team ninyo.
 
Saan yung sa akin? Ako yung mga MG Zak kung ma work out yung Team SPV system. Kung bawal, baka Nu Gundam at kung ano ang puwede isama sa kanya. Kung ipapahiram sa akin yung Nu Gundam.
 
Pagan : Secret GT na lang.
 
Ngayon hihirit hirit ka na Secret GT na lang eh ikaw nga yung nagbulgar. O tama na iyan. Kung itutuloy nga ang GT V : Greg Norman's Secret, paano natin mapapalusot ito ng hindi na lalaman ng Jailhouser? Kung i-cancel natin bigla, baka masyadong obvious.
 
WARNING : Evil Scheme
Here is my proposal- Ang alam ng Jailhousers ay GT IV Tournament [sic]. Sabihin natin na tuloy ito, I will even create false documents (poster, win-loss/playoff records, etc.). Gawin nating 1/144, we'll choose teams and all that tapos sa CN ang laro. Parang may GT IV talaga. Pero hindi tayo maglalaro. Lalaruin lang yung games ni SAINT at kung may sasali pa.
 
Maglalaro tayo ng GT V sa Cape Fear. Eto yung official. Yung win-loss natin sa fake GT IV imbento imbento na lang. Kahit playoffs. Hindi na ako gagawa ng GT IV Update para hindi mabulgar.
 
Parang Mission : Impossible ito. Kelangan sobrang galing ang pag peke. But all of this will be a blatant lie, and I won't force you to participate in it if you don't want to. We won't do it without everyone's consent and cooperation. But I think we can pull it off and if we do it'll be a hell of a lot of fun. Kaya lang I have sunk deeper into the quagmyre tayong lahat. Ano ano ha?
 
Kaya lang kung naging at mabuting kaibigan pa tayo ni SAINT, baka mabasa niya itong Evil Scheme na ito at tuluyan na tayong maging pero masamang kaaway niya.
 
 
People
 
Pagan : Alam ba nitong taong ito na magkadugo tayo?
 
Hindi siguro. Let's keep it that. Baka maging The Fan niyo rin yan kung malaman niya. Gusto niya kasi maging nerd maton pero hanggang geek na lang talaga siya. Parang si Vito, na fascinate sa Euro. O Vito! <handshake> What's a matter with you?
 
Hec : Patay na yung lead guitarist ng Beach Boys.
 
Patay na rin si Falco, yung kumanta ng Rock Me Amadeus. Ang daming sikat na namamatay kasi ang dami nang sikat sa mundo. Ang dali dali na sumikat, tapos ang daming ways to record and transmit information. Kaya parang araw araw may sikat na namamatay. It's that late in Human History.
 
Dapat dumating na kasi yung aliens. Actually, dumating na sila, pero ayaw nila i-violate ang Prime Directive.
 
 
Kalokohan
 
Hec : Orange, Grape, Mango, Sun-Glo! Laro o trabaho it all works out with Sun-Glo Juice Drinks.
 
Dancing at the party! A picnic at the park! Sun-glo juice drinks! Sun-glo juice drinks! Gawin mong verb yung “drinks” instead na noun. Hehehehheh. I think I'm turning that into my trophy room...
 
Pagan : Real bigots can be distinguished from mere partisans or zealots by the fact that they refuse to learn alternatives even when the march of time and/or technology is threatening to obsolete his favored tool.
 
“Mere partisans” lang pala tayo eh. Mas malala ang bigots. Yung precursor na banda ng Electrikoolaid ang pangalan Love Bigots Love. May nagkabit kabit ang mga Rioba ba ang “bigot” at ang “bigote?” Yung “dilly-dally” at “dali” at yung “bullshit” at “buwisit” meron daw.
 
 

 
 
Merong artsy fartsy activity mamaya sa CCP na puwede ko puntahan. Poetry reading at jamming jamming yata. Bahala na kung lalabas ako mamaya. Actually, ayoko lang masikatan ng araw kasi masakit eh. Baka hindi na ako tamad mamaya kung gabi na. Ha? Gabi na eh.
 
Saitei da, orette.
 
 
øLagoon
Dean, College of Chaos
 
 
There is only one thing in the world worse than being
talked about, and that is not being talked about.
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