Ba't kayo nagnanakaw?!
Hindi naman kami nagnanakaw eh.
Eh ba't kayo nanloloko?!
Bakla yung Outlook Express. Meron ba kayong installer na may Outlook 98? Bakla rin kasi yung Outlook 97 eh. Libre nga yung download ng Outlook 98 sa Microsoft, pero 30 megabytes tapos kailangan ng Product ID. Tenen! Puwede namang orderin, 109 US dollars. Rinelease naman nang mag-isa yung Outlook 98 diba? Baka may pirated na dito. Tama, maghahanap na lang kami ng Outlook 98 pagbili namin ng Need For Speed SE. May Links LS 99 na. May Descent 3 na. Hindi nauso yung Mortal Kombat 4 at Mysteries of the Sith.
> Pumasok kami ni Pagan sa Datatrends...
Mga binili ng CN kay Grand Pricks:
• AD&D Core Rules
• Command & Conquer
• Command & Conquer Gold
• Command & Conquer: Red Alert
• Syndicate Wars
• US Navy Fighters Installer
> You have a poor track record on financial prudence.
Hindi na nga pinayagan yung $700, hindi pa pinayagan yung benta ng lupa. Tapos kung mabenta man niya yung Lancer, kalahati lang yung makukuha niya. Kaltas ah. Sabihin mo sa Cancellor, i-fire niya yung Todobigay. Makaka-save siya ng mahigit isang libo per month. Sabihin mo sa kanya manghuli na lang siya ng aswang. Kalahating milyon daw yung bayad kapag nakahuli ng aswang. Talaga bang may aswang dito? Kami yon. Pinalitan yung POP3 password ng Cancellor. Ah sige palitan natin. Basta, ayoko! <Cancellor>
> Lagoon, puwede magsama ng date para may kausap ako?
Kakakaltas pa lang, may bagong talik na kaagad. Peke naman yung social deficit mo eh! Nakuha ko yung email address ni Dutch pretty girl Linda Ovelgonne. Hiningi ko sa kanya. Well now you're only fifteen. And you look good. I'll take you under my wing. Somebody should. Heh <<Barag>>
> Pero ngayon, bawal talaga mag GEx conspiracy.
Anong title nung bagong GEx adventure? May mga modifications ba sa The Hub na kailangang naming malaman? Nagawa na ba ng Unification yung Omen Project at Civitas Dei? Ano ba yung kuwento nung God Gambit? Ba't ba hindi tinapos yung dalawang naunang GEx? Ituloy na lang natin yung dalawa pa para tatlo sabay-sabay. At ang gusto pa niya, sabay-sabay bubuksan! AYOS. Gangwars.
> Sumasabog pa rin yung Explorer kapag nasa Start Menu ka at biglang nag-sound yung mIRC.
Para hindi madamay yung Windows Explorer kung sumabog yung Internet Explorer browser, lagyan mo ng check yung Browse in a new process sa Advanced tab ng Internet options. Lagyan mo nga ng pangkabit yan! Puro anti-hacker patch ng browser na lang yung lumalabas sa critical updates ng Windows Update. Unification wants me dead.
> OK lang ang doble sundo basta huwag during office hours (salaryman excuse).
Wala ka palang break this December dahil sarariman ka na. Bakla mag-break si Strickland. Laging tumitira yung cue ball. Eh di wala talaga tayong magagawa! Wala na ngang pera, wala pang tourist guide! Tourism si Dodong "Sambo" Gamallo. Giancarlo "101" Eleria. Puwede huwag kayong maglaro? Ah sige uwi na namin tong computer ah. Kakain na lang kami ng snow.
> Walang pakialam sa quality of education, ang gusto talaga ay tumambay sa Japan.
Ito yung datos ng arrival namin sa Tokyo o. Flight MH88, arrival December 25, 06:50 GMT+9. Masusundo ba kami? Hindi kelan. Bawal mawala yung flight insurance papers dahil kayo yung yayaman kapag sumabog yung eroplano. Bawal magpalabas ng hijack movie sa eroplano. Laging nagpapalabas ng hijack movie yung Cinemax. Ba't binaril din niya yung pulis? Inuulit na lang yung mga sinasabi sa CNN. Kumakain ng aspalto yung Tutam sa harap ng Infirmary.
> Hindi pa dumadating yung tape ng Breakfast Club.
Kaya kayong mga lalake, sa susunod na magpapadala kayo ng kahit ano dito, sa ASEAN Secretariat nyo na lang ipadala kaysa derecho sa bahay para hindi gaguhin sa customs. Kasi may diplomatic immunity. Lalo na kung mga audio/video na kagamitan. Nakapagpasok si Nanay ng Kanji book sa bansa. Hoy! Bitawan mo yan! Mamaya nasa bahay nyo na yan!
(Linda Posadas)
ASEAN Secretariat
70-A Jalan Sisingamangaraja
Jakarta, 12110
Indonesia
62. Which of the following is FALSE?
a. Standard deviation is a measure of the accuracy of a set of measurements.
b. The random error in a set of measurements can be quantified.
c. Knowledge of the error in measurements is absolutely necessary in order to draw a conclusion from the data.
d. Poor accuracy but good precision is always better than poor precision but good accuracy.
In this regard, I would like to inform you of some disturbing occurences in our neighborhood. Recently, my maid reported that over three days last week there had been attempted break-ins into some houses along Jl. Langsat II, and they in fact succeeded in breaking into House No. 9. Since the robbers have a vehicle (a blue Kijang) they were able to take from that house a TV set, an LPG cylinder, and a shoe cabinet full of shoes. My sons also recall seeing recently a blue Kijang one time, parked in front of our house, which suddenly sped away just as they arrived home from school. I myself noticed a blue Kijang last Saturday (Nov. 28) afternoon parked in front of the house across mine, just as I was going out. Later in the afternoon, when I got back from shoppping the maid reported that there was a break-in attempt on the house adjacent to mine. Jl. Langsat II is a very short street and there are I think only ten houses (5 on each side) along the street.
